Are Some Gay Guys Made to be a Bottom?


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The search for SUPER BOTTOMS: Is there a “Bottoming Gene”?

When it comes to bottoming, we’ve all met those gay guys who seem to be designed specifically for that purpose. Sometimes I get jealous, but more often than not I thank my lucky stars they even exist in the first place.

You know the type—men who never truly need to douche or worry about anything that’s happening in their body before they have sex. Their skin glows, their teeth are pearly white and rarely do they ever have body odor. When asked how the hell they do it, they respond: “I’ve always been this way. I guess I’m just made to bottom.”

There are definitely men with better metabolisms than others, but there are a select few—and I mean few—that have the metabolism of a god. When you meet one it’s as if you could do anything you want with them at any time of day, and it’ll be fine. In fact, they love it.

What is their secret?

Some say diet, others say genetics, but the truth of the matter is it’s body type that helps more than anything—mesomorphs (those with athletic builds), endomorphs (those with bigger bodies) and ectomorphs (those with very thin builds).

Ectomorphs have a build that make them the most likely candidates to have a better metabolism than others. That combined with an overactive thyroid gland can create a metabolic rate we all dream of—it’s not all heaven however, believe me there are plenty of health problems associated with fast metabolisms.

We can talk about how metabolism affects our weight. We can also talk about how diet, sleep, exercise and avoiding stress can speed up metabolism, but at the end of the day there is something mysterious happening inside an anointed “Super Bottom.”

It’s as if God himself blessed them with non-stop ability to have a penis inside them. While the rest of us mortals can’t have anal sex in the morning (for obvious reasons), need to double-check ourselves for unwanted scents or take at least ten minutes to get used to a big d*ck, super bottoms needn’t worry about a thing. It comes naturally.

But don’t be jealous of super bottoms. The fact that they exist ought to prove that it’s possible maintaining a ridiculously fast, clean and dependable metabolism without leaving a mark.

Super bottoms are perfect in every way, if you ask me. As someone who classifies as versatile, even I can’t resist the consistency they bring to the bedroom. I don’t know about you, but I’m eager to find out the secret. When I do you better believe I’ll be all over it. But at the same time if we were all Super Bottoms, how fun would it really be?


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