30 Things I Think About When Giving my Man a BJ


#16) “Why is he unresponsive? I hope he’s still not mad at me from our fight.” 


#17) “F*ck, is he looking at my bald spot?” 


#18) “For God’s sake, do something with me. Don’t lay there like a corpse.” 


#19) “Stop being a p*ssy and dominate me, mother f*cker!” 


#20) “The T.V. is still on… omg it’s American Horror Story! Damnit!”