30 Things I Think About When Giving my Man a BJ

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#16) “Why is he unresponsive? I hope he’s still not mad at me from our fight.” 

 

#17) “F*ck, is he looking at my bald spot?” 

 

#18) “For God’s sake, do something with me. Don’t lay there like a corpse.” 

 

#19) “Stop being a p*ssy and dominate me, mother f*cker!” 

 

#20) “The T.V. is still on… omg it’s American Horror Story! Damnit!”