30 Things I Think About When Giving my Man a BJ


#11) “Is he into this or not? Why is he yawning?”


#12) “He better not have stank d*ck.” 


#13) “I want to look up, but I feel like I look like that bitch from the Grudge.” 


#14) “Hello! I’m lying sideways because I want to 69. How can I make this any more clear?” 


#15) “If he wants me to rim him, he better have showered – never again.