30 Things I Think About When Giving my Man a BJ

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 #6) “Hurry the f*ck up, my neck hurts.” 

 

#7) “I hope I’m not being too aggressive… actually, I hope I am.” 

 

#8) “You know, he’s bigger than I give him credit for.” 

 

#9) “Ugh, he smells like cigarettes.” 

 

#10) “Don’t forget the balls. Don’t forget the balls. Don’t forget the… and, another public hair just went in my teeth. Great.”