10 Gay Porn Fails Ruining Sex for Bottoms

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Bottoms Up, Honey!

I can’t stand f**king a man who thinks he’s lost in a porn movie. I love watching me some gay porn too, honey, but I take what I need from it. I know what I got to offer and I know what to expect in return. You might like your men waxed, tanned, and ready for action whenever you want, but when you come to my bedroom you abide by my rules.

I’m not a porn star, but I know what good sex is. And it’s definitely not like how it is in the movies. There are some serious fails gay porn has done that’s made being a bottom frustrating as hell. Let’s start with these important ones:

#1) Assuming I Get Pleasure From Every Position Imaginable

It seems like every porn star is turning into a contortionist. I’m sorry, but it might look artsy and stuff, but I know for a fact there’s no way they’re getting pleasure from balancing their hands on the ground with their legs bent in the air while a man pounds them from the top dangling from a ceiling fan. I know where the prostate is and they’re not going anywhere near it. Don’t try to play Picasso with me, honey. I know how I like it and I know how to do it. We can think of plenty of things to do, but if none of us are feeling anything good from it, we look like dumb-asses.

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